Thank You, Thank You

I would like to thank the single human being that attended my conference presentation today, even though I got the sense she wanted to leave after the first five minutes. Thank you good lady for pretending to be interested in group counseling for delinquent boys. Let me also thank the other woman who came in the room in the middle of the presentation in order to take a picture of the Mardi Gras beads hanging from the tree outside of the window and then promptly left. Sadly, this is not the lowest attendance I've ever had. In 1998 at the same conference 0 people attended my presentation. I need to work on my marketing strategies. These are the days that having spent 6 years in graduate school makes complete sense.